I wanted to start a new personal blog. My old blog was so, so sad. Really just a bummer. I want this one to be public and generally posi. Like check this out, in five minutes I'm going for a jog. I've completely lost my running pace, but I'm much stronger before when I was trying to run a lot. If there is anyone who wants to get in better shape and is a little unsure of how, I would suggest picking up some weights or doing some push-ups before you start trying to be a cardio-fat burning machine. Muscle gives you stability and you look hotter faster when you strength train. You burn fat easier with more muscle tone too.

I'm not afraid to say it. I would like to look hotter. AHAHAH. It feels good to say it out loud. I would also like to learn to play any sort of instrument. Every time I try to write something musical, I CAN'T. It's annoying, I have all these concepts in my head but no skills. Inner city deprived youth right here. 

So, Portland, let's have a talk. Stop pulling silly shit with me. What's with you folk who like to inflict drama on others? Leave it for yo mamma, leave it in the theater, leave it alone. Does anyone read the paper anymore? Or go to school? That stuff is pretty dramatic and actually important sometimes, why don't you try that.

Okay, I'm done. No judgement. I love all that wish to be loved.